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When Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe accidentally brings 12 illegal immigrants inside Australia's sovereign borders, the powers-that-be tell him he has to clandestinely take charge of them. But the timing is awkward. Major BS is in the early stages of setting up an executive training scheme in the hope of luring mover and shakers of the calibre of Rupert Murdoch and Richard Branson to swing on tyres across crocodile-infested creeks. When he enlists the help of his one-eared former sergeant and finds out they share more than just a childhood together in a South London orphanage, things go from bad to worse. The appearance of a mysterious helicopter, a disused shearing shed that's brought back to life, a runaway snake and a deranged shopkeeper keeps this quirky story going.

 

RELEASE DATE IS AUGUST 23 BUT YOU CAN PREORDER NOW. Prices fluctuate with the exchange rate.

 

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