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FREE E-BOOK: Columns, satire and short humor


     
    Adventure travel operator Major Jeremy Billycock-Smythe bumbles his way though this collection of short funny fiction and skewed factual stories.
    He is joined by convicted arsonist Jerome O'Fury and Australian author John Martin and his family, friends and foes.

    Click here for your free download.

     Table of contents:

My life
Secret Men's Business at the barber shop

Jerome O'Fury
Letter to the taxi company from a disgruntled passenger

Fun fiction
Letter from the taxman

Major B.S.
Adventure by flip-flops under the Southern Cross

My life
Don't lose it, use it

My life
Smile, I have a new toothbrush

Letter to the manager
The stuff of mammories

Spoof news
Upper Minington throws into 2012 Olympics race

Major B.S.
Adventure tourists missing on the Nullabor

Airport fiction
The mystery of cubicle No 8

My life
A man's gotta do what a Michelin Man's gotta do

Flitting fiction
Nearly perfect

Illegal immigrant fiction
To hell and back in a leaky boat and a bucket

Jerome O'Fury writes to the PM #1
Come on, let me light your fire

Jerome O'Fury writes to the PM #2
Pick me sire, pick me, pick me ...

My life
Stairway to sack race heaven

Major B.S.
Lost and found and lost again

My sporting life
They don't call me 'Muscles' for nothing

The Olympics
New generation of drug cheats will be full of beans

The Olympics
Britain's cunning plan for medals

The Olympics
Ringing endorsements and worrying dribblers

The Olympics
Trouble at the heart and sole of Stadium Australia

The Olympics
The heat is on for randy super-athletes

My life
Getting the Big A over the Big O

Flitting fiction
The file

My life
Nostalgic return to the soft-cone shuffle

Major B.S.
Adventure tourists head for high seas

Jerome O'Fury
Letter to Noah: we want our Tasmanian Tigers back

Weird fiction
It's all above board, officer

Workplace comment
Diplomatic Mission Impossible: exploding parking meter problem

Major B.S.
The adventure travel section of the Australian Public Service calls

My life
Give me a Rome among the gum trees

Holiday fiction
Poles apart: Santa goes somewhere different

Flitting fiction
The massacre

Spoof news
All dressed up and nowhere to blow the hunting horn

Major B.S.
Buyer eyes the Pacific Ocean

A letter to Sir Paul McCartney
Show us your undies

Workplace fiction
Judgment day ends in a close shave

Flitting fiction
Fair Go

Jerome O'Fury
One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, one backward step for photo processing

My life
There's a clown in them thar hills

My confused life
Ned Kelly meets St Patrick's Day

Major B.S.
Epic voyage aims to put reality back into Reality TV

Sporting life
Fans forward in coming backwards to look like Lleyton Hewitt

Technology fiction
Falling off the end of the newspaper world

Flitting fiction
En guarde

Major B.S.
Travel agents mount POW rescue mission

Sea life
Fishers who do things by halves

My life
The Farmer

My life
A daddy goes belly-up again

Major B.S.
Digging a tunnel to the refugees

Workplace fiction
When the boss and nature call at the same time

My life
It's not easy seeing green

Flitting fiction
The Jolly Roger

Major B.S.
Crocodile Trainee wants to whip executives into shape

My life
Why I never looked a gifted fly in the mouth

Flitting fiction
The social climbers

Workplace fiction
The Great Newspaper Escape

My life
Learning to stand on my own two elite feet again

Major B.S.
Plan to get Australians back in the air

 

 


 

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