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Hey son, give me back my trousers
Canberra author John Martin
looks at the funny side of life
I have no idea why I have never been head-hunted for a position as a fashion consultant.
Possibly it is because I think fashion crazes are confidence tricks.
Call me cynical, but I think they are designed to make money for the movers and shakers and con people in the fashion industry.
Boss: "We seem to have 100,000 excess pink and yellow teapot cosies in our storeroom. What are we going to do with them?"
Fashion designer: "No worries. We can market them as hats and tell the customers that they're all the rage in Paris right now."