The loneliness of the long-distance bushy eyebrows Horace, the truck-driver, squinted at his new passenger as he scrambled into his cab. He looked vaguely familiar.
Horace's wife was always telling him not to pick up hitch-hikers, especially scruffy ones.
But this bloke was well-dressed. In fact, he was carrying a brief case rather than a knapsack and looked like he had been standing on the roadside for a long, long time. MORE ...
Beware the half-cocked Nelson
I have to admit it: I was the one who put a gun into Minister Brendan Nelson's hands.
At least I think it was him.
Heck, it was a long time ago. It was in the mid-1960s and I have lost a lot of brain cells since then. MORE...
Letter of resignation to the P.M.
Dear Stinky,
It is with great regret that I feel I must tender my resignation as a Minister and announce my departure from the party I have served faithfully for the past 26 years.
I considered very seriously your request yesterday that I shave off my beard because party polling indicates that voters think I look like a dork. MORE ...
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